Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Prohibition 2008

Okay, first the bar car, now the city is calling for no beer in Wrigleyville after the 7th inning. What's the deal Chicago? Next they'll want to ban Coed Naked Drunk X-mas Shopping or make Cook County dry. Its un-American I tells ya'.

What we need is a Bizarro version of the Untouchables running around with Super Soakers full of gin and rye.

Scoop: Word is they're going to repeal Prohibition. What'll you do then?
Ness: I think I'll have a drink.

-- The Untouchables (1987)

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